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Sainthood for Marcos

dave@celerity.fps.com (David L. Smith)
FPS Computing, San Diego
(original, smirk)

As far as I know this is original. I made this up with a few friends while in a bar in the middle of nowhere cut off from the rest of civilization.

I heard recently that no Filipino saints have ever been selected and feel this is a wrong that must be righted. I know of at least one Filipino who has passed the criteria for sainthood (performing three miracles), Ferdinand Marcos. The miracles he performed are:

1) He took millions, possibly billions of dollars out of one of the world's poorer nations.

2) He stayed married to Imelda for over 30 years.

3) He died of natural causes.


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