A married guy was out getting a little "strange stuff" when he suffered a massive heart attack and died...
The undertaker called his wife as he was preparing the body, saying "Your late husband died with a tremendous erection that we can't get to go away... What would you like us to do?"
To which she replied, "Somehow, that doesn't surprise me... Cut it off and stuff it in his ass."
When she went to view the body she noticed a somewhat pained expression on her deceased husband's face as he lay in the casket... Bending over him she said softly, "Hurts, doesn't it?"
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