From a class on human sexuality at Cornell:
A middle-aged couple are discussing their plans. "When I'm eighty," the man says to his wife, "I plan on finding myself a pretty twenty-year-old, and I'll have myself a real good time."
The wife is a bit fazed, but thinks up a reply. "When I'm eighty, I plan on finding myself a handsome twenty-year-old, and twenty goes into eighty a lot easier than eighty goes into twenty!"
The Internet Jokebook|
Featuring the very best of netfunny.com on dead trees.