Heard in a local restaurant at 7:30 am: Waitress: Would you like some buns with your melon? Customer: No thank you, your melons will do just fine. Waitress: Are you sure? These buns are firm and fresh-baked... Customer: Well, they do look good... Waitress: They'd taste even better with some nice sweet butter spread all over them. Customer: Yes, I can imagine. But to tell you the truth, I think my own buns are better. Waitress: Oh, really? Well perhaps you could show me the recipe sometime. Customer: How about right now? Would you let me come in your kitchen? Waitress: I'd love to. The two girls adjourn to the nether-reaches of the restaurant...
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