I got this from a friend long time ago.. There was a priest caught a young man having fun by himself in a restroom booth. Then a conversation happened.. Priest : Why are you doing that? Don't you know that God loves people who save it 'till their marriage? Young man : Ohh.. I didn't know that before, father. I promise to do that. Several months later, the priest found the young man doing the same thing in a restroom (again). Priest : You don't keep your words, do you? Do you remember what you said to me last time? Young man : I do remember and do keep my words, father. Look.. I've got a quart already.
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