Dear <...> This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike most chain letters this one does not cost you anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then, bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,877 men and one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have . . . . DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HAVE FAITH One woman broke the chain and got her own S.O.B. back. At this writing a friend of mine had already received 184 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 35 hours to get the smile off her face, and 2 days to get her legs together so they could close the coffin. YOU MUST HAVE FAITH signed: A LIBERATED WOMAN
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