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Slow Golfers

jmd@alux4.att.com (Joseph M Dakes)
(smirk)

Two dim-witted golfers are teeing off on a foggy par-3.  They can see
the flag, but not the green.  The first golfer hits the ball into the
fog and the second golfer does the same.  They proceed to the green
to find their balls.  One ball is about 6 feet from the cup while the
other found it's way into the cup for a hole-in-one.  Both were playing
the same type of balls, Top-Flite 2, and couldn't determine which ball
was which.  They decided to ask the course pro to decide their fate.
After congratulating both golfers on their fine shots, the golf pro asks,
"which one of you used the yellow one"?

--
Joe Dakes

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