My brother was walking home one fine summer afternoon when he spotted a young woman grieving over a pet dog that was recently struck by an automobile. The pet had just finished dying at the distraught women's feet...
Woman: "<Sob!> Huh? <Sniff...>"
Allen: "Miss, do you need a taxidermist?"
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