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Running Bear

slackey@BBN.COM (Stan Lackey)
(heard it, chuckle)

A co-worker's favorite joke:

Two men are hiking in the mountains. One suddenly stops, removes his hiking boots, and starts putting on sneakers. The other asks why he is doing that.

The first man answers, "I thought I heard a bear."

The second argues, "You can't outrun a bear, not even with sneakers."

The first responds, "I just need to outrun YOU!"


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