An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York. They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey. It being New York, it isn't long before the driver starts talking.
Driver: You're limeys, aren't you? Man: Aye, we are. Wife: What did he say? M: He asked if we were English and I said we were. W: Ah.
D: I was in England, during the war. M: Oh aye. W: What did he say? M: He said he was in England during the war. W: Ah.
D: I was in Burnley, in Lancashire. You know it? M: Yes, that's where we come from. W: What did he say? M: He said he was in England during the war - near Burnley. W: Ah.
D: Do you know a patch of woodland just south of Burnley? M: Aye, I know it. W: What did he say? M: He asked if we knew the woods south of Burnley and I said we did. W: Ah.
D: You know, it was in those woods, during the war, I had the worst fuck I've ever had in my entire life. W: What did he say? M: He says he knows you.
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