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Heard this morning on 104.3 from Denver (K???); a news parody: "Up to the
minute news, when seconds count":

What's the difference between a lawyer and a "first date" ?

- When you're about to be sentenced for tax fraud, don't send your date
  to plead for leniency.

- Don't get upset when hardened criminals know your lawyer on a first-name
  basis.

- After spending $100 an hour on a lawyer, don't expect a good night kiss.

- When you wake up in the morning and see your lawyer standing naked in the
  shower, you know it's going to be a rotten day.
--
Rocky Craig
Hewlett-Packard, Ft. Collins CO

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