(This is from a little book called "Buurmans hemd nader bekeken," by Harry de Jong (in Dutch). I thought it deserved a bigger audience. Hans)
"How often a week do you sleep with your wife?" asked the inquirer.
"Three times," I said without hesitation.
"That is once more often than your neighbour," the inquirer said, writing.
"That makes sense," I said, "after all, she's my wife."
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