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In our image processing lab we recently had a chance to digitize and then re-view some of the Presidential campaign speeches. Of particular interest was George Bush's famous "Read my lips, No New Taxes" speech.

We hired a speech specialist and showed the tape to her over and over several times. Not only was the tape played back slowly, but we performed a zoom operation on the (now) President's face. As she read his face for clues, it became painfully obvious to her that George Bush was saying--"Read my lips, No Nude Taxes."

With this subjective information, we called the White House for an explanation. Reluctantly the White House Staff admitted that yes, that was correct--"The President planned to clothe new taxes as user fees."

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