Pennsylvania State University Admissions Address
I have received your acceptance for admission, and I regret to inform you that I will not be attending your university in coming years.
As a senior in high school, I have applied to many other fine institutions to further my education. And, although yours ranks high among them, I'm afraid that you failed to qualify.
Elimination under my system doesn't mean that you are not qualified to educate other fine young men and women. It merely reflects the high caliber of colleges and universities competing for my acceptance.
My best wishes for your future.
Brian Jay Gould