A JEDR jetliner exploded just after takeoff, and crashed into a cemetery. So far, they've found four thousand bodies, and they're still digging. -- Paul S. R. Chisholm, firstname.lastname@example.org, att!pegasus!psrc
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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