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The Pickle slicer!

t_longst@colby.UUCP (Thomas _. Longstaff)
(heard it, chuckle, sexual)

	Bill worked in a pickle factory.  He had been employed there for a
number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had
a terrible compulsion.  He had an urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it,
but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.  He vowed to overcome
the compulsion on his own.

	One day a few weeks later Bill came home absolutely ashen.
His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

	"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous
urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer?"

	"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

	"Yes, I did."

	"My God, Bill, what happened?"

	"I got fired."

	"No, Bill.  I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

	"Oh,..... she got fired too."

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