(The following was heard on WAVA FM 105.1, a local Washington DC. radio station, during the "Don and Mike Show." The hosts, Don Geronimo and Mike O'Meara cooked up this list of ten reasons why a Christmas tree is better than a woman.)
[Ed: Someday this theme will die, I think. ]
Ten Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman:
10: A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
9: Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
8: A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
7: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
6: You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
5: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
4: When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
3: A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
2: A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
1: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
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