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Good Service

shields@yunccn.UUCP (Paul Shields)
(original, chuckle)

I was in a restaurant the other night with a few friends.  I was more
than a little strung out from lack of sleep, so when the waiter asked 
me for my order, I asked for a hit of his best heroin.  Trying to keep
a straight face, he said "I'm sorry sir, we're all out."
   "In that case, get me an espresso -- and a syringe."  He brought me the
espresso, with a straw, of course. 
--
Paul Shields, shields@yunccn.UUCP

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