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A guy and his friend go to a little coffee shop, and the guy orders a hamburger. The guy behind the counter spits in his hands and rubs them against each other, grabs a chunk of ground beef from a dirty bowl with flies flying around, and spits on the grill. Then he puts the chunk of beef under his armpit to make a patty and then throws the patty on the grill.

The guy ordering the hamburger looks at his friend and says, "God damn, that is gross." The friend says, "That's nothing, you should see how he makes the donuts."

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