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[Ed: Here is a collection of jokes surrounding the games of the 24th Olympiad. They vary in quality quite a bit. One is racist. ]

watmath!uunet!cs.utexas.edu!sally.cs.utexas.edu!bulko (Bill Bulko)



Ben Johnson swears it was just his birth control pills. 


grant@looking.UUCP (Grant Robinson)



RACIST (rot13) 

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"Fgrerb?  Url, zba, V qvqa'g gnxr ab fgrerb." 


From a cartoon in the Globe and Mail: 

Headline 1:  "Canadian Sprinter Wins Gold in 100 Metres!" 

Headline 2:  "Jamaican-Canadian Athlete Tests Positive for Steroids!" 

Headline 3:  "Jamaican Athlete Stripped of Gold Medal." 


watmath!uunet!ogccse!schaefer (Barton E. Schaefer)



One of the NBC Olympic sportscasters (Bob Costus?), 
describing Florence Griffith Joyner: 

        This is the fastest woman on Earth--and in the context of the 
        Olympics, that's a compliment. 


Dave Kinchlea  <watmath!julian!uwovax.uwo.ca!36_5130>



Q.  What do hurricanes and steriods have in common? 

A.  They both make Jamaicans run like hell! 


watmath!uunet!CS.UCLA.EDU!srt


UCLA Computer Science Department



IOC official to Ben Johnson:  "I have some good news and some bad news. 
First, the bad news.  You've tested positive for steroids, so we've 
stripped you of your gold medal, banned you from competition for two  
years, and you'll probably live out the balance of your life in shame 
and poverty." 

Ben Johnson:  "My God!  Well, what's the good news?" 

IOC official:  "At least you don't play for John Thompson." 

				-- Scott Turner 



For the uninformed, John Thompson was coach of the U.S. Olympic 
Basketball team, which lost to the Soviets.  Americans seem quite 
ashamed at this, although I don't know why because they lost to 
the soviets in many other sports they expect to excell at. 

The Birth Control Pill joke refers to Angel Myers, a U.S. Olympic 
Athlete who was barred from the games by the USOC due to a positive 
steroid test.  She claimed that it was her birth control pills, which 
contain some steriods.  

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