(Relayed From prabhu@mitisft)
[Ed: This is it! The big joke that got rec.humor.funny splattered on the front pages of major newspapers and banned at the University of Waterloo and Stanford!]
A Scotsman and a Jew went to a restaurant. After a hearty meal, the waitress came by with the inevitable check. To the amazement of all, the Scotsman was heard to say, "I'll pay it!" and he actually did.
The next morning's newspaper carried the news item:
"JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN BLIND ALLEY."
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