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Top 10 reasons not to remove me as moderator

petebob@sequent.UUCP (Pete Apple)
Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
(topical, racist, rot13, laugh, offense=people with no sense of humour)

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transferred to me by the author.  I declare it Copyright 1988 B. Templeton.
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	Jonathan E.D. Richmond
	David Makowsky
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racism and people with no sense of humour.

Note also that person #2 on the list, David Makowsky, has claimed that
I was innacurate in stating that he, like J. Richmond, was demanding my
removal.  I apologize.  He did not "demand" it.  He merely said, "how does
one go about removing a moderator," "maybe the moderator should be removed"
and that "[Templeton] is either an equal opportunity bigot or an 
equal opportunity ignoramus."  I apologize most sincerely.

Here it comes: (You really have to wade through a lot of disclaimers to get
to a joke these days!)

	From David Netterman:

	Top 10 Reasons to not replace Brad as moderator:

	10.  A Real Nazi could be put in charge.
	9.  We need just a few more Dan Quayle jokes Real Soon Now.
	8.  A real Pansy-Do-Gooder-Non-Offensive type could be put in charge.
	7.  He'd lose his KKK kickback fund.
	6.  My Mom laughed at this joke, ya callin my mom a racist, buddy?
	5.  Kill 6 million of 'em, and the rest lose their sense of humor. Jeez.
	4.  Where are you going to find another fool who owns his own company?
	3.  This is all cause of War and Rememberance, ain't it?
	2.  Censor Censorship!

And the #1 reason:
	1.  rec.humor.funny:  Some people Just Don't Get It.

[ Note, by the way, that this joke contains an ancient humour technique
known as sarcasm which may or may not be understood by the people on
this list.  (Of course, they're not reading this.) -ed]
[ Note2: I only posted this after passing it by several other people, most
of whom gave it high ratings.  Naturally I can't trust my own judgement on
a topic so close to myself. -ed]

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