This is a poem I have/am going to/and will write. I shall label it ...hmmm...ahhh.. An Ode de Quota! Its meant to be spoken(sung) in a sing/song chant. --This song is for any beginning user on a major network [and the scrooges who doll out quota] They give me a quota of only 500. with a hard limit set at 15 My disk space is always at 499 with only 1 in between. Yet, when I ask them for more, over 500 they tell me to learn how to clean. <chorus> Clean, Clean, Clean out your files. Throw away all you don't need! Clean, Clean, Clean out your files. But just don't come crying to me! They tell me that Im fine at 500 that anything more is just waste. Yet I ask and I beg and I tell them not to say no straight to my face. So they stop and ponder listen and wonder, and then they say NO to my face!!! <chorus> I've printed out stuff I don't need and I've erased some stuff that I do! With everything all compressed and archived I'd die without less to pipe through! And yet my quota is still overflowing for all that I need to do. <chorus> Someday I will get even. for that I just can't wait. Someday I'll write a virus oh boy, will it be great! I won't erase no files, nor even a code or two, I'll just have it move their quota to 272. <chorus> OBJoke: Try singing this backwards at a slower rate! It should say "I love God, I love God..."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)