My sister-in-law, a just-graduating medical student, tells me that one night during work at the hospital she was interviewing a black female patient . . . she came to the question:
"Ma'am, are you sexually active?"
To which the woman replied:
"Well . . . sometimes I is . . . and sometimes I just lays there."
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