A man's wife was in hospital after having a baby, and he asks his mate: "How long before we can, you know, err umm....?"
His mate replies: "Well, that depends whether she's in a private ward or a public ward."
"She's in a public ward."
"Well, in that case you'll have to wait until she gets home!"
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