A little kid watched the drunk marine go into the bath room and as the marine was taking a leak the kid asked, "Are you really a marine?" The marine replied, "yes, do you want to wear my hat?" The kid said, "Oh yes," and the marine gave him his hat.
A minute later a sailor walked into the restroom and the kid said, "Are you really a sailor?" The sailor said, "Yeah... ya wanta suck my cock?" The kid pulled off his hat and said, "Oh no!! I'm not really a marine!"
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