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Icefishing

crick@bnr-rsc.UUCP (Bill Crick)
Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada
(offense=newfies, chuckle)

This Newfie is going icefishing. He starts to drill a hole with his auger when a loud booming voice says, "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!"

So he stops drilling and moves a little ways and starts to drill again. The same voice booms, "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!"

So he moves a little further and is about to drill again, but the voice immediately comes again, "THERE"S NO FISH THERE EITHER!"

The Newf looks around and says, "Who are you anyways? God?"

"NO I'M THE ARENA MANAGER!"


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