This yuppie had just gotten his first BMW and wanted to show it off to his friends. So he goes motoring up Broadway, and parks at his friends apartment. He was so excited that he forgot to look when he opened the door. Just then, a taxi comes screaming up and neatly removes the door from the car, along with the guy's left arm.
The guy jumps out of his car and starts screaming, "My BMW, my BMW!" The taxi driver comes running up, and says, "Listen, you're in shock, your arm was taken off and you're losing a lot of blood."
The yuppie just notices that his arm was ripped off and starts to yell, "My Rolex, my Rolex!!"