A man comes home after a heavy night's drinking. His wife won't open the door for him, so he starts hammering on it. She still won't let him in, so he starts shouting. The neighbours are starting to notice, so in an attempt to embarrass her, he starts singing at the top of his voice:
"I had her before she was married, I had her before she was married!"
The top window immediately flies open, and his wife responds with equal gusto:
"And so did all of your mates!"
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