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The difference between theory and experiment.

tswift@well.UUCP (Theodore John Swift)
Whole Earth 'Lectronic Link, Sausalito, CA
(heard it, chuckle)

The difference between theory and experiment:

A guy was walking along the street one night, when he came upon a man--a theoretical physicist--on his hands and knees under a street light, searching the street. The fellow asked him what he was looking for, and the theoretician replied, "I'm looking for my car keys." Being a helpful sort, the fellow started searching, too.

After a time he asked, "Are you sure you lost them here?"

"Of course not" replied the theoretician. "But at least there's light here."


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