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Flamers Bible followup

jat@hpsemc.UUCP (Joe Talmadge)
(original, chuckle)

When I originally posted the flamers bible, I also posted this as the 
first response (as an example).  If you decide to post the Flamers 
Bible, you might want to post this as a response also. 

-- Joe

In article <>, Sweet Polly Purebread writes: > Dear Joe,

I object to your use of the word "dear." It shows you are a condescending, sexist pig. Also, the submissive tone you use shows that you like to be tied down and flagellated with licorice whips.

> While I found your article "The Effect of Lint on Western Thought" > to be extremely thought-provoking,

"Thought-provoking?" I had no idea you could think, you rotting piece of swamp slime.

> it really shouldn't have been > posted in rec.scuba.

What? Are you questioning my judgement? I'll have you know that I'm a member of the super-high-IQ society Menstruate. I got an 800 on my PMS exam.

Your attempts constitute nothing less than censorship. There is a conspiracy against me. You, Riff Raff, and Simon Sinister have been constantly harassing me by email. This was an ad hominem attack! I have therefore cross-posted this to alt.flame, rec.nude,, and rec.arts.wobegon.

> Perhaps you should have posted it in misc.misc.

It is my right, as granted in the Bill of Rights, the Magna Carta, the Bible and the Quran, to post where ever I want to. Or don't you believe in those documents, you damn fascist? Perhaps if you didn't spend so much time sacrificing virgins and infants to Satan, you would have realized this.

> Your article would > be much more appropriate there.

Can you document this? I will only accept documents notarized by my attorney, and signed by you in blood. Besides, you don't really exist anyway, you AI project, you.

> Polly.


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