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And a few soviet jokes [rec.humor.funny]

And a few soviet jokes

"Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM
Xerox, Sunnyvale, CA
(smirk)

The five rules of Socialism:

1. Don't think

2. If you do think, don't speak

3. If you think and speak, don't write

4. If you think, speak and write, don't sign

5. If you think, speak, write and sign, don't be surprised


How does the Soviet Constitution differ from the American?

Under the Soviet Constitution citizens are guaranteed freedom of speech, but under the United States constitution they are guaranteed freedom after speech.


Why is Poland just like the United States?

In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland.


Henry Cate III

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