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A top 15 list from the Dave Letterman Show

Steve Alter sa@ttidca.CSS.GOV>
(laugh, topical)

The Top 15 Advertising Slogans for Delta Air Lines

1.  Delta: We're Amtrak with wings.

2.  Join our frequent near-miss program.

3.  Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

4.  Noisy engines?  We'll turn 'em off!

5.  Complimentary champagne in free-fall.

6.  Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.

7.  The kids will love our inflatable slides.

8.  You think it's so easy, get your own damm plane!

9.  Delta: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose.

10. Delta: We might be landing on your street!

11. Delta: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

12. Bring a bathing suit.

13. So that's what these buttons do!

14. Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.

15. Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.

-- Steve Alter
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