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On the Buses

TBRAKITZ@pucc.bitnet.UUCP (Byron Rakitzis)
(chuckle, offense=italians)

In the good ol' U.S. of A., buses will have a sign saying "Don't speak to the driver."

In Germany, the sign reads: "It is strictly forbidden for passengers to speak to the driver."

In England: "You are graciously requested to refrain from speaking to the driver."

In Scotland: "What have you got to gain by speaking to the driver?"

And in Italy: "Don't answer the driver."


Byron Rakitzis, Banana-in-Residence, Princeton University.

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