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I heard on the news today that a woman came home to find a three-foot
hole in her kitchen ceiling and orange goo all over the walls and floor.
Police hypothesized a game of catch-the-pumpkin between a group of
local skydivers.
ha. I'd tell you what really happened but you wouldn't believe me.
I'll just mention that it involved a young girl whose very wealthy
stepmother refused to buy her a private jet so she could arrive at
an exclusive party in style. and a fairy godmother.
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john j. chew (v3.0) poslfit@gpu.utcs.toronto.edu
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