In article <256@uvicctr.UUCP> sdean1@uvicctr.UUCP (Steven A. Dean) writes:
A woman from Texas and a woman from New York meet at a party. The woman from Texas says to the woman from New York; "Hi! Where y'all from?"
The woman from New York replies, "Where I come from we don't end our sentences with prepositions..."
So the woman from Texas says, "Fine! Where y'all from, BITCH?!"
A few minutes later, the woman from New York meets the woman from Texas' husband. She's steamed at the Texas broad, so she asks (in a verrrrrry suggestive voice) "Is there anything I can do for you, handsome??"
"Welllll," replies the Texan, "I sure could use a piece of ass."
The woman from New York nods, takes the Texan into the bedroom, takes off all of her clothes, takes off all of his clothes, and engages in a hot session of mad passionate lovemaking with him. After they are done, she again says suggestively, "Now, handsome, is there anything else I can do for you?"
"Well, ma'am," he replies, "I could still use that piece of ass for my drink."
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