An ant is walking through the woods and comes upon a huge hole. At the bottom of the hole is an elephant trying desperately to get out. Being a compassionate sort, the ant calls down "Say, Mr. Elephant, would you like some help?" The elephant, unable to get out by himself, quickly agrees. So the ant backs his Mercedes up to the hole and throws a rope to the elephant. When everything is tied off the ant jumps in the car and pulls the elephant out. The elephant is very grateful and offers to return the favor some time.
Sure enough, a short time later the ant, stuck in a hole, sees the elephant stroll by. He calls out for help to the elephant. We all know elephants never forget, so Mr Elephant is more than happy to help the ant. He stands over the hole and lowers his dick to the bottom. The ant walks right up the giant penis and out of the hole. The ant thanks the elephant and the two continue about their business.
The moral of the story is, "If you've got a big dick, you don't need a Mercedes!"
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