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A woman will give you...

f_anon@hotmail.com (f_ Anon)
(smirk, a bit sexist)

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So--if you give her any crap, you can expect a ton of shit.


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