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Paraphrased from a discussion on boardgamegeek.com's forums:

A> I don't like it when people draw cards from
the draw pile out of turn.

B> Why does it matter? The deck is shuffled,
so all the cards have an equal probability
of being anywhere in the deck.

A> Yeah, but the top two cards were supposed
to be mine. It's, like, pre-determined.

B> If anyone takes two cards off the deck that
you should have taken, just think of it as they
were predetermined to do so.

A> My friend Schroedinger used to say things
like that, and then his cat ended up dead.

B> It did?

A> Well, not until he peeked.

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