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What follows are the latest entries in the one-liner file. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.

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>From: qroy@netscape.net
>Organization: http://groups.google.com
>Subject: i saw that

Did you see the article in the woman's mago titled "All Men Are Liars"? It was right next to the push-up bra advert.

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>From: sanduku@gmail.com (paul box)
>Subject: animal communications

(With kind respect to Steve Irwin)

Animals have many forms of communication. For example, if a stingray sends a barb anywhere into your torso, it generally means "no I'm not a 'beauty'-- put me down!"

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>From: cmorgan@spamblocked.com (Clark Morgan)
>Subject: PageGate humor

Q: Why do Republicans cry after sex?

A: Mace.

[ credit to caller on 10/2 edition of Stephanie Miller radio show ]

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>From: darsys@darsys.com (Eric A. Seiden)
>Subject: Two One Liners

I just married Miss Right. I didn't realize her first name was Always.

Why do most men die before their wives? They want to.

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>From: grem1999@cox.net (Wilson Morris)
>Subject: the difference

What is the difference between a camel and a legislator ?

A camel can work five days without drinking.

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>From: ndallen@interlog.com (Nigel Allen)
>Subject: Transportation humor

Do railroad workers with substance abuse problems have track marks?

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>From: kgma1956@gmail.com (Mark H. Kijima)
>Subject: Quotable Quote

I can't be bought with money. I can be bought with a LOT of money.

Charles Barkley- commenting on a fan signboard during the post-game show of the NBA Playoffs on TNT 5/07/07

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>From: katie@bu.edu (Katie Tyson)
>Subject: 26.2?

Overheard on a bus from Boston to New York:
"The Boston Marathon is really famous, I think because it's the longest
one."

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>From: henry@henryfarkas.com (Henry W. Farkas)
>Subject: Networking defined

Networking:
What happens when, for a as long as a moment, billions
of things simultaneously fail to go wrong.
-Dan Farkas, 3/3/2007

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>From: jwj@lanl.gov (Joseph W. Jackson)
>Subject: Great Typos

From Sports Illustrated we get this wonderful advice for the Rockies' pitcher, Ubaldo Jimenez, on how to defeat the Red Sox.

"Jimenez's game plan should begin with aiming his hard staff toward the middle of the plate."

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/tom_verducci/10/25/five.cuts.wednesday/index.html?bcnn=yes

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>From: kevinwoller@verizon.net
>Subject: Does this taste funny to you?

I was at a convenience store the other day and noticed a new product: Jeff Foxworthy Beef Jerky. I didn't try any because I thought it might taste funny.

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>From: siobahn.morgan@uni.edu (Siobahn Morgan)
>Subject: Warm birds?

Looking at the headlines at the BBC website this morning, I noticed the following "teaser" in the Science/Nature section -

  Great tits cope well with warming 

My first reaction was "Well, duh!"

My second reaction was "Is this also true for boobies?"

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