We were leaving an Indian restaurant yesterday. We passed another couple on our way out. The woman was describing an SUV: "It was so big that you could run over a family of four, and you wouldn't even notice!" "Yeah," he replied, "and there'd still be enough room to toss 'em in the back!"
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