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This, out of today's SFGate stories

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After 42 years as a San Francisco 49er season-ticket-holder, I opened my
mail last week and got quite a surprise: a letter outlining an "official
fan code of conduct."=20

No offensive language. No fighting or taunting. No threatening remarks
or intoxication. No smoking except in designated areas. No inappropriate
displays of affection. No gang activity.

And no offensive clothing.

Can you imagine trying to enforce something like this over in Raider
land?

They don't even wear clothes over there. Just tattoos.

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