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Patient survival

dick.hendrickson@att.net (Dick Hendrickson)
(smirk)

In my IRA I have some shares of AMGEN, a drug company. Recently, they've been conducting a clinical trial of a new drug combination. They just announced that they were ending the trial because

"The combination was found to hinder patient survival."

Gee, I wonder what that means.


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