True Story.
While shoppping with my wife at Home Depot, we decided to split up to pick up separate items. She went off to electrical cords and power strips, and I was off to plumbing. After I was done I needed to find her so I went back to the electrical cords/power strips section. Some items caught my eye and I began to browse. A helpful Home Depot Associate came along. Here's the conversation:
HDA: Can I help you find anything? Me: No, I'm good, thanks. Me: Wait - do you know where I can find my wife? HDA: Is she carrying an extension cord? Me: yes. HDA: Next aisle sir.
I went to the next aisle and there she was.