Hi,
Today, local police found a man's body in a park nearby.
They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Butt and a Small pecker.
Please email me back so I'll know you're OK.
Sincerely worried,
Your Concerned Friend
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