An elderly man approached a very beautiful young woman in Wal-Mart.
"Excuse me," he said, "I've lost my wife somehow. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow said, "Certainly, Sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"
"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my Wife appears out of nowhere."