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My wife and I were watching a track and field (athletics) meet recently. As the women's pole vault was being shown, my wife turned to me, and in her best voice of disapproval, said, "Their outfits are way too revealing, don't you think?"

"Their outfits? You mean the outfits of the athletic young women who, using large poles, thrust themselves into the air only to acrobatically land on their backs with their legs in the air? Hadn't noticed them."

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