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In response to the current problems with contaminated cat food, Mother Nature, Inc., would like to remind you of her traditional line of 100% all-natural cat foods. No pouches, no bags, no cans. No mysterious "meat byproducts." No harmful chemicals. And they may be bought at little or no cost. Each meal comes complete with its own live-action play toy, guaranteed to amuse any cat for hours. Available in three time-tested flavors: mouse, sparrow and cricket.

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