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More from the One-liner Digest

funny-request@netfunny.com (Funny Guy)
(smirk, swearing, sexual, heard it, offense=almost everyone)

What follows are the latest entries in the one-liner file. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.


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>From: jha@manx.net (JH Atkinson (Mr))
>Subject: A Royal Vacancy?

Prince Charles is famous for saying that he didn't want to be
the first Prince of Wales without a mistress. Hence Camilla.

If he marries her, wouldn't that create a vacancy?

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>From: jganz@sailnow.com (Jonathan Ganz)
>Subject: read my lips

Seen on the bottom of a thong bikini, apparently...

Read my lips! No more Bush

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>From: mgw1979@hotmail.com (list mom)
>Subject: Seen on a bumper sticker

George W. Bush is the President Quayle we never had.

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>From: henry@henryfarkas.com (Henry W. Farkas)
>Subject: Overheard in the break room

"They said it's two degrees out. That's funny.
I didn't feel either one of them!"

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>From: sgt.havok@gmail.com (Sargeant Havok)
>Subject: What do you?

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What do you call a baby in a Microwave?

Who knows, I was too busy masturbating.

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>From: tove@infinet.com (Tove Momerathsson)
>Subject: Big Dig update

Engineers investigating the collapse of concrete ceiling panels
in Boston's Big Dig tunnels have released a preliminary finding.
Weak concrete from mob-connected contractors who cheated on the
mix--too much cement, sand and gravel, not enough Jimmy Hoffa.

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>From: smart-books@mailspamblock.com (Greg Shannon)
>Subject: What can't the richest man in the world buy?

A Mac.

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>From: John.Thomas@itc.hctx.net (Thomas, John (ITC))
>Subject: Explosive liquids

We now know what kind of liquid explosives the terrorists were trying to
get on the planes--Mentos and Diet Coke.

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