I was in a diner with a friend of mine, and I noticed that he had a golden dollar. I mention to him that I like the gold coin, and we both go on for a little bit about how the dollar coin was better than the dollar bill.
I said, "I wish people would have like the coin better."
"Yeah," he said, "I noticed that it tends to be popular amoung the young, hip crowd."
"Well," I said, with a weary voice and shoulders heavy with the burden of wisdom, "People are afraid of change."